Pregnancy Questions & Answers

Pregnancy questions and answers taken from www.paidtoshop.co.uk posted by Waterfall

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she'sborderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "divorce" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and actnormal again?
A: When the kids are in university.

HELP!!! Top 100 girls names in the UK

Still searching for names. I need a combination of three to go with our surname COOPER.

Please post your suggestions :O) all help welcome.

1. OLIVIA
2. GRACE
3. JESSICA
4. RUBY
5. EMILY
6. SOPHIE
7. CHLOE
8. LUCY
9. LILY
10. ELLIE
11. ELLA
12. CHARLOTTE
13. KATIE
14. MIA
15. HANNAH
16. AMELIA
17. MEGAN
18. AMY
19. ISABELLA
20. MILLIE
21. EVIE
22. ABIGAIL
23. FREYA
24. MOLLY
25. DAISY
26. HOLLY
27. EMMA
28. ERIN
29. ISABELLE
30. POPPY
31. JASMINE
32. LEAH
33. KEIRA
34. PHOEBE
35. CAITLIN
36. REBECCA
37. GEORGIA
38. LAUREN
39. MADISON
40. AMBER
41. ELIZABETH
42. ELEANOR
43. BETHANY
44. ISABEL
45. PAIGE
46. SCARLETT
47. ALICE
48. IMOGEN
49. SOPHIA
50. ANNA
51. LOLA
52. LIBBY
53. MAISIE
54. ISOBEL
55. BROOKE
56. ALISHA
57. TIA
58. SARAH
59. SUMMER
60. GRACIE
61. FAITH
62. COURTNEY
63. NIAMH
64. AVA
65. EVE
66. AIMEE
67. MADDISON
68. ROSIE
69. MATILDA
70. SIENNA
71. SHANNON
72. LILLY
73. MADELEINE
74. ZOE
75. NICOLE
76. EVE
77. SKYE
78. AMELIE
79. ABBIE
80. HARRIET
81. MAYA
82. ZARA
83. RACHEL
84. FRANCESCA
85. LYDIA
86. ALICIA
87. HOLLIE
88. SOFIA
89. ALEXANDRA
90. LAYLA
91. NATASHA
92. MOLLIE
93. MORGAN
94. ISLA
95. DEMI
96. LAURA
97. LARA
98. TILLY
99. MARTHA
100. ELOISE

Max's 3rd Birthday!

Has it really been two weeks since i last blogged? How time flies LOL

Well, i'll start with my DTD (double the discount). I bought these bottles of shampoo and conditioner on a BOGOF deal but when at the checkout i noticed they didn't come up as a BOGOF. I promptly took them to customer services who asked me to show them where it said BOGOF on the shelf, which i did. Then she gave me both items for free and refunded me DTD which was almost £6 so, i got my Quantum of Solce for £1 as Mr T was selling it for £7 for three days only!! How good was that then? :O)

My receipt & refund.

Mmmmm....... yummy Daniel Craig!! for £1!!!!

Max has been celebrating his 3rd birthday over the weekend. Here he is wearing one of his presents, a Sportacus outfit! Isn't he cute?


Here's Max with the presents he got on his birthday (Friday)

Another cheeky Sportacus pose.

Max with his Grandad David unwrapping the farm set that he bought him.

Max's birthday cake, its supposed to be a monkey but we all thought it looked like a lion.

The party food (Andrew, notice my homemade Be-Ro Quiche!)

A photo of my tummy so Vanda can have a laugh at how fat i'm getting!!!

It sticks out more than my boobs now!!!!! 13 weeks and 4 days to go!!!

Max dressing up as Fireman Sam, his present from Auntie Beverley and Uncle Mark.

Max blowing out his birthday candles.

Dan, Jake, Rebecca, Max, Lloyd & Josh.

Max with his present from Grandad.

Look What We've Been Up To!

Thought i'd better update my blog. We have been so busy over the last two weeks. Here's what we've been up to.....

Max has been so busy with his Play Dough octopus



.....and Fuzzy Felts

I've been knitting girly stuff!!

We've had to have the septic tank emptied euwwww! I always hide when they come cos i don't want to talk to people who suck all our *pulls face* poop up and take it away on their lorry!!!

Daniel's made a brilliant window frame at college.

We have redecorated our bedroom. This included laying a new floor, buying a double sliding wardrobe, bed frame, two chests of drawers, curtains and duvet sets. Poor Nik's still in shock over how much it all cost him LOL!

We've tiled the kitchen but it still needs grouting.

and finally....we've decorated the living room and bought some new furniture!!! Not a bad job for two weeks! Nik's turned into Cooperman!!

My baby, Week 22

Developement of a 22 week baby (Taken from Welcome baby Home Pregnancy Calendar)

Your baby now weighs about 12 oz (350g) and is over 7 inches long (19cm). Baby continues to grow, eyelids and eyebrows are developed, and nails are also visible. The amniotic fluid is replenished on a daily basis; in fact about a third of the fluid is exchanged every hour. Your baby swallows the fluid and some of this fluid is absorbed back into your body via the umbilical cord and placenta. The rest is simply urinated back into the amniotic fluid. Baby uses its 'bathwater' as its drinking water (EUW!). While some of its nutrients are provided by the amniotic fluid, bulk of the nutrients comes from the placenta.

How disgusting is that? Bath water as drinking water? Just disgustable!

I don't know if this will work but if you go to this............

http://www.welcomebabyhome.com/newsletter_weeks/fetus_week_22.htm

There is a moving scan picture of a 22 week baby, so she should look something like that at the moment (hopefully, minus the testicles that are clearly visable on this little boy though) LOL

Wallace and Gromit Ice Lollies

I forgot to mention yesterday, that in our lovely parcel from Vanda there were also some Wallace and Gromit ice lolly moulds. We made some apple juice ones straight away but because i put them in the freezer i forgot about them in my blog. So, this morning Max looked in the freezer and look what he found.....

Mmmm..... delicious Gromit ice lollies! Thank you Vanda & Andrew :O)